Give The Gift Of Pleasure This Christmas | 2019 Gift Guide

It’s the holiday season and what’s better for the single lady, or cosied up couple than adding a bit of spice to your cold, cold winter nights?

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Did you know that most people get their first sex toy given as a gift? Who knew! (I mean I did, hence why I quoted it, but still – now you do too!)

Generally, people are more likely to have and use a sex toy if given to them as a present – and less likely to buy for themselves. Maybe ’cause it’s a little bit embarrassing, or maybe they just haven’t considered it!

But it’s 2019 and any stigma attached to sexual pleasure should be thrown in the bin – pleasure is not a bad thing! I know us Brits get all huffetty puffetty when it comes to talking about *sex*… but let’s face it, we all do it. So let’s all get off our prude high horses just call a spade a spade, embrace pleasure and enjoy!

In essence, what I’m saying is that it’s your moral imperative to think of all your girl friends or couples and literally give them the gift of pleasure this Christmas!

So, if you’re struggling for gift ideas, or fancy treating yourself to the best gift a girl can get (infinite, unadulterated pleasure, duh!) then look no further, because here is the Christmas Wish List that you didn’t realise you needed!

Why not give these naughty gifts to the nicest people on your list?

Ann Summers

Fusion Couples Vibrator

The Ann Summers Fusion Range has a new toy on the scene – the Couples Vibrator is quite unlike any product I’ve ever seen before. For the pleasure product aficionado, this one is a must have.

I mean, it looks like something from a sci-fi film… not a vibrator! But I actually weirdly like it. The perfect gift for couples, the Fusion Couples Vibrator is made of body safe silicone, is fully rechargeable and has 10 functions.

But this is quite unlike other pleasure toys… it’s a bendy vibe. It can contort itself into all sorts of shapes and sizes. It’s for couples, or just yourself. It’s endlessly versatile and super different.

The bendy “legs” can be twisted into a cock ring shape, or used internally and externally on a woman – simultaneously. It’s strong vibrations peak at the head of the “legs” and is great for achieving G-spot orgasms (any of you lucky ladies who can!)

Overall, it’s super sleek and classy, the soft stone grey is a breath of fresh air. It comes in really sleek marble design packaging and you receive the charging cable and a little booklet too. The only downside is that it looks a bit weird.

The Ann Summers Fusion Couples Vibrator is coming soon – so not sure if this will be out before Christmas, but I sure hope so!

Keep your eyes peeled for it here! Or shop the other products in the Fusion range which start at £40.

Morgasm+ Petite Rabbit

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, EVERY woman needs a good rampant rabbit. It’s a staple of a woman’s bedside drawer. It’s the ying to a woman’s sexual yang… you get the picture.

The Ann Summers Morgasm+ Petite is probably the best all-round rabbit I’ve laid my hands on in a LONG time. ever since the Ann Summers Magnetize Rabbit (which is no long available). The fact that it’s petite means is really not intimidating and completely perfect for a beginner’s staple rabbit.

I love that it’s made of body safe silicone and the super squidgy top to the shaft, which is super soft and emulates a real penis nicely. The colours of Ann Summers products are always great, vibrant and exciting – just like your orgasms will be! The rabbit ears aren’t for everyone, but they pulse strong enough for good clitoral stimulation.

This rabbit has 6 functions, 3 constant speeds and 3 pulsing patterns, which are operated by a single power/operation button on the handle. The vibrations are felt mainly in the head of the vibrator and have a lovely deep rumbly feel. 

The perfect starter toy for any woman, grab for the super value price of £55 here

So Divine

Pebble

Introducing the So Divine Pebble in the Black Rose Range… a new clit stim which is super sleek and premium looking, making it the perfect gift.

When you glide this pebble-shaped delight over your clit, it feels strong and sturdy. With its real skin feel, cause of the premium silicone, this rechargeable pebble vibrator will take you from zero to hero as it edges you into a powerful climax, while the three speeds and nine pulsating patterns will keep the buzz going.

It’s completely latex and phthalate free which is super important as with all of the products, so entirely body safe. It’s also water resistant which is fantastic, but don’t go sticking it in the bath!

It’s a fabulous little piece of kit, and a perfect addition for any woman, or man, who wants to treat their partner.

For £45 you get the Pebble, a lovely pouch to hold it, a charging cable and little booklet. Get the pebble here

Rose Gold Bullet

Also in the new Black Rose range, the So Divine Rose Gold Bullet is the perfect gift for any lovely lady this Christmas!

A bullet vibe is another staple of the bedroom… small, portable and very cute, this finger sized, beautiful bullet will charge you up and get your raring to go.

Smooth and strong in a lovely rose gold metallic hue, this little bullet is a reasonably priced stocking filler. It has three speeds and seven pulsating patterns which – even though it may not bring you to a full orgasm, it definitely great for a bit of extra fun in the bedroom!

I like the So Divine Rose Gold Bullet, it’s a cute little toy, perfect for having the staple vibe. It’s not the most powerful toy – which bullets generally aren’t – but it’s a really slick and comes in a beautifully packaged box. If you’re going to get a bullet, especially for a first time user of sex toys, this would be the one I recommend!

A super affordable price, get the So Divine Rose Gold Bullet for £25 here

We-Vibe

Melt

The first Pleasure Air couple sex toy that can be controlled with an app, the new We-Vibe Melt reminds me of the LELO Sona and the Womanizer Liberty – so what makes it different?

Did you know around 80% of women can only orgasm through clitoral stimulation? So We Vibe have trademarked their new Pleasure Air technology, which the Melt uses for just that – strong, pleasurable, clitoral stimulation! Similarly to the Lelo Sona and Womanizer, the toy teases the clitoris like no other without even touching it!

The stimulation is from gentle changes in air pressure. The rim of the hollow opening encircles the clitoris, so the clitoris touches nothing but air. A pressure chamber inside the toy then creates a series of rapid pressure waves (tiny little micro-suctions) to create a suction sensation.

Because there’s no physical contract, the clitoris can recuperate pretty quickly and keep going to more orgasms, without any desensitization that can happen with conventional vibrators. 

Even its most gentle levels are attention-grabbing, and the highest speeds are incredibly strong. I really like We-Vibe products generally as they put so much work into not only the design and vibes but also the quality and eco-friendly production.

The Melt is on the pricier end at £129 but is also waterproof, body safe and rechargeable, and screams quality, get yours here

Moxie

I’m super excited about the We-Vibe Moxie. Panty Vibes have a bad rep, simply because they haven’t been done properly before. And now here it is – and from one of the best pleasure companies ever!

Coming in a lovely turquoise shade, sleek and sensual to touch, the Moxie is a wearable panty vibe that can be worn discreetly in your knickers, either around the house or out and about! It’s such a good gift for couples – I mean, what better than to give the gift of pleasure (and even the potential for improved relationships)!

Couples can share pleasure as they go about their day as the toy is controlled by remote control or smartphone (via the free We-Connect app) for a bit of extra naughtiness. The Moxie is a premium little product for couples that want to explore something that’s their little secret. It is comfortable to wear while sitting, standing or walking. There are 10 rumbly settings, low, medium, high, ultra, pulse, wave, tease, ramp, tempo & massage, which are controllable using the remote or the button on the end. 

Moxie is worn underneath your clothing, staying in place with a magnetic clip, its smooth silicone surface is super soft and comfy and as I would expect, it has more than 10 vibration modes and a rechargeable battery that lasts for up to two hours.

The only negative I would say with the Moxie, is that it claims to be “whisper quiet” but on the higher settings, it is quite noticeable as a low sound. Nonetheless, for wearing round the house and a bit of experimentation, it’s fantastic and there’s nothing quite like it on the market!

All We-Vibe products are high-quality, body-safe, and eco-friendly.

It’s a little on the pricier side, so not for everyone, but for 2 people in a couple – maybe your best friend, or even yourself – you can get the We-Vibe Moxie for £95 here

Hot Octopuss

AMO Bullet Vibe

Let’s cut to the chase: Hot Octopuss’ AMO is powerful. The second bullet to this Christmas Gift Guide, the AMO is different to the So Divine Mini Bullet, in that it’s made of premium-grade silicone, slightly bigger and curvier and is 100% waterproof so has a different feel (and you can enjoy in the tub!)!

The AMO is impressive in that it can produce seriously deep and rumbly vibrations. Combined with strategically placed curves that enable you to switch between pinpoint and all-encompassing vibrations, unlike the So Divine Rose Gold Bullet, the AMO does bring in the orgasms fully – so it’s one to watch!

Ideal for adding clitoral stimulation during sex. Small and discreet, AMO is perfectly shaped to slide in between you. Ideal for giving you that extra something just when you need it.

Again, the AMO claims to be whisper quiet, but like other sex toys which claim to be, it’s not quite that quiet. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not loud, but if you’ve got someone next door – then maybe this one isn’t for you! That’s literally the ONLY con of this product and I really like it. It’s a slick little vibe and a nice addition to anyone’s bedside table drawers.

Get the AMO here for the slightly higher price of £49, but you’re paying for the quality with this one!

Boots – Boutique

Following the launch of its Gift Like You Get Them campaign, Boots opened the doors to its first experiential gifting Bootique in Central London, which I was fortunate to attend as press, and get a first look! ‘The What To Buy The Person You’re Heels Over Head With Bootique’. Whether you want to create a little romance or have a cosy night in, The Heels Over Head Bootique will be a one-of-a-kind pop-up full of exciting products and experiences that will turn your love life upside down. 

From vibrators, to candles and massage oils, and perfumes and choccies, Boots have curated their own love Boutique of gifts for you to choose from…

Head over to the Love Bootique here for their range

Jo Lubes

Lube is one of today’s bedroom essentials – these little tubes of magic can make a big difference to every part of your sex life.

JO has created a range of edible flavours. It’s perfect for what ever use you need it for, they have a lovely scent, so no funny smells to ruin the mood!

It’s not sticky and is super easy to clean – some other branded lube can be a bit sticky and just make a mess. JO lubes is clean feeling and super easy to sort out after your fun is over.

All of them are safe to use with latex condoms and any sex toys – something which can be a concern is how oil based lubricants can disintegrate condoms, meaning they are less effective. Some sex toys are also made of materials which aren’t compatible with sugar and oils. JO lubes take all of those fears and throw them out the window! 

Not made with sugar, making it safe for vaginal use – being body safe is a real factor in my reviews, as regular readers will know. Our vaginas have very delicate membranes which suck up chemicals and anything we put in them. JO lubes are made from plant based glycerin and are sugar free, so is entirely body safe.

Full review here and purchase from £11 here

So there you have it, folks! A great range of products, perfect for the Christmas season 🔥🎁🎄

Have a very very merry Christmas, and a spicy new year!

This post was written in collaboration with the lovely:

All products were gifted to me individually for review. Opinions are all my own.